The Diary of a Part Time Insomniac.
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witchboyish:

aries: goes to amusement parks alone
taurus: punk and charitable 
gemini: gets headaches when they see 3d movies
cancer: cute narcissist 
leo: wears dad pants
virgo: likes to stick lit matches up their butt
libra: can name all the members of the beetles and hates themselves
scorpio: eats raw onions 
sagittarius: selfish and beautiful
capricorn: has a hoard of ketchup packets
aquarius: shares their mcdonalds fries, is cool
pisces: acts like a goon

I’ve never stuck a lit match up my ass, but my right ear is only half working today because I drunkenly stuck a pair of scissors in it last nigh, so its not far out…

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thenancyh:

anacondom:

abrilliant-idea:

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 



My bae


Holy shit! He invented the hashtag in the mid 90’s … #Tom’s chin!

thenancyh:

anacondom:

abrilliant-idea:

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 

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My bae

Holy shit! He invented the hashtag in the mid 90’s … #Tom’s chin!

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arakota:

if your reaction to someone telling you about their abusive parents is to say that “they’re still your family and they must love you” then you are trash and i hate you because it has nothing to do with love and everything to do with them being abusive

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dykemaybe:

So I go bored in class and drew a thing. It’s not very good but whatever. THe outlines of her face and features are made up of words from authority figures like teachers or parents. 
And then it says “so how do authorities shape us? I’ll tell you how. -they tell us it’s okay to be different, to fight conformity. But then when they see that we HAVEN’T conformed, they tell us we’ve failed. And us? We believe them.”

dykemaybe:

So I go bored in class and drew a thing. It’s not very good but whatever. THe outlines of her face and features are made up of words from authority figures like teachers or parents.
And then it says “so how do authorities shape us? I’ll tell you how. -they tell us it’s okay to be different, to fight conformity. But then when they see that we HAVEN’T conformed, they tell us we’ve failed. And us? We believe them.”

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acridhilarity:

To every abusive parent out there,

May no one surround you in your time need and may your children feel nothing toward you, simply indifference. You deserve to be forgotten.

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skycream:

YES YES YOU CAN!!!!

skycream:

YES YES YOU CAN!!!!

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cornishcapitol:

Rest in Peace Robin

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